Bill: Oh, what's this here? Look, a Teddy! Tom, you forgot yor Teddy here. That's why you couldn't sleep well last night. Tooom, your Teddy!
Tom: Yeeeees, okay, my Teddy, lay it down again.
Bill: I will pet him for you.
Tom: Now we play...
Bill (singing): Uuuuuuu, saywhatsaywhatsaywhat... Ahhh, my heart is melting, ahhhhhhh...Stop now. You better watch that you can play the other song decently.

~~~~~

Bill: SHIT!
Tom: Well, you...
Bill: I have...
Tom: What happened?
Bill: I forgot to sing that one line.
Tom: I thought you'd step in later.
Bill: No, I sang a different line and then you guys played it different... shit!
(From the off) Gustav (?):YOU IDIOT!!!
Tom: Now you see, the band always positions around you. You have to pay attentiton
Bill: Yeah... no... you know, I continued singing because you don't play it like that normally.
Tom: Bullshit! We always play it with you individually. And you don't get it.
Bill: Wait, I'll pull the lyrics apart, then I don't have to turn the pages everytime.
Tom: Would be better if you'd learn them by heart finally.
Bill: I know the lyrics... technically.
Tom: My God...

*insert crazy!Bill giggling here*

Tom: That's what I mean, that's what happens...
Bill: Oh, I can listen to this now all year... The singer has made *one* mistake.
You played the wrong notes too Tom... you did.
Tom: What? Where?
Bill: Yeahyeah.
Bill: Fuck ey, first time in my life I sang something wrong.
Gustav (from the off again): Cuz that's the first time you are sing yourself, asshole.
Bill: Let's start!
Tom: I don't hear anything. Thy gus in there always push on all the buttons.
Georg: Can we do it?
Tom: What? We are finished!

"Литературный" перевод того же самого на русский (я плакала от смеха...).

Watashi wa L desu!